they call me big lex

edgelordjonesthethird:

Liz: How about this dog?

Ted: *looks at it*

The Dog: I think the fuck not.

• 4 May 2019
• 1635

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml:

(via keepit-beezyy)

• 24 Apr 2019
• 45683

violentwavesofemotion:

“She looked like a goddess, bathing in heavenly lakes,”

— Forough Farrokhzad, from Sin: The Selected Poems of. F. F.; “One Day Ali Told His Mom,”

(via electrickupcake)

• 24 Apr 2019
• 7582

imdeadevil:

Stuck between overemotional and emotionless at the same time

(via electrickupcake)

• 24 Apr 2019
• 47023

squeegeez:

friendly reminder that i literally, actually cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down

(via lubricates)

• 21 Apr 2019
• 37397

memes–memes:

(via meanplastic)

• 21 Apr 2019
• 60829